I am having a competition! I am still unsure of what the prizes are, perhaps I could get all the winners a bag of candy of their choice - including expensive candies such as Allens lollies, Starburst or the most expensive of all...smarties!

The competition is to give me some very over the top artistic spiels for me to include as voice overs in a movie I am making. Winners may also recieve a copy of the movie on DVD, although I don't really know why you would want that

::If you are interstate/international, I will mail you your candy and a copy of the movie appropriately rendered for your local television format::

Anyway:


Describe for me what it is to be a lesbian (even if you are not) in the most deviantART way humanly possible.



The movie is going to be like those Eat Carpet sort of odd crappy artsy movies, with naked chicks in fishtanks on the windowsill. If that offends anybody...erm...well, I can't say I actually particularly care.



Does anyone even read my dA journal??